(the archive of funny sayings of Shifty, lesser known as Alex Garabedian)
"It isn't low standards... it's high optimism" - August 28th
"Apparently I was a small sperm" - August 19th
"Once you get fifteen minutes of Shifty, then you're going to want another fifteen minutes of Shifty....and then once you get thirty minutes...you're going to want a few more minutes..." - August 13th
"But you said" - August 4th