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AJ
offense - vvvvvvvvv9 defense - vvvvvvvv8 goalie - vvvvvv 6 heart - vvvvvvvvv9 aim -vvvvvvvvv9 unlike most of the ebhl, aj has hockey experience and talent. his wrist shots are incredibly accurate and he has been known to dislocate goalies knees with his moves in close. email - unknown; aim - unknown |
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Christine
offense - vvv3 defense - vvvvv5 goalie - v 1 heart - vvvv4 target -vvvvvvvvvv10 you might be surprised to see that there is a participant named christine well thats because she is a girl, yes girls can play hockey too you racist. she gets hit with a lot of balls. email - girlinpink@gmail.com ; aim - girlinpink47 |
Dan
ROBOT offense - vvvvvvv7 defense - vvvvvv6 goalie - vvvvv 5 heart - vvvvvvvv8 locomotion -vvvvvvvvv9 moves from place to place without ceasing in a rather robotic fashion. misses the ball a lot but has excellent heart and hustle. sometimes brings a lawn chair. email - robotworm@aol.com ; aim - robotworm |
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Tony
offense - vvvv4 defense - vvvvv5 goalie - vv2 heart - vvvvvv6 employment - 0 noob -vvvvvvvvvv10 tony's low scores in offense, defense and goalie are probably due to his high score in noob. although he is unemployed tony is now improving his life as a street hockey goalie prospect. if we invent a participation award tony will surely be nominated. email - unknown; aim - obiwanperatasass |
Suzuki
offense - vvvvvv6 defense - vvvvv5 goalie - v 1 heart - vvvvvv6 dang! -vvvvvvvv8 simpsons guru....hockey guru. no jk lol. he has a heart and spirit of gold which is illustrated by his frequent use of the word dang! he is always late but we like him anyway, he has a good shot and plays/looks kinda like shifty. email - unknown; aim - unknown |
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Cindy
offense - vvvvv5 defense - vvvv4 goalie - v 1 heart - vvvvv5 gossip -vvvvvvv7 the original female ebhl member. good ball control and passing. has little confidence in the castro valley party scene. email - clprinzess90@aol.com ; aim - clprinzess90 |
Dina
offense - vv2 defense - vvvv4 goalie - v v 2 heart - vvvvvvv7 coordination -vvv3 diversity -vvvvvvvv8 dina fails to capitalize on scoring oppurtunities, although this is understandable considering her native land doesnt like capitalism too much. she has high heart and diversity and is the original female ebhl goalie so give her a hug. email - dancerbabe124@excite.com ; aim - naughtybiscotti4 |
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Willy
offense - vvvvv5 defense - vvvvvvvvv9 goalie - vvvvv 5 heart - vvvvvvvvv9 speed -vvvvvvvvv9 you might know this player as the great wall of willy because of his incredible defense that stifles even the mongols. his finishing skills are still developing but his speed is paralleled only by train tracks, cause they're always parallel. email - unknown; aim - unknown |
Neil version 2.0
XNEIKL offense - vvvvvvvvv9 defense - vvv3 goalie - vvv3 heart -vvvvvvvvvv10 inspiration -vvvvvvvvvv10 ten days after surgery on his torn acl neil has returned in a wheelchair. his mobility is a little terrible but if he can get in front of the goal and pull that e-brake he will lead his team in scoring every game, he's so inspiring that ninjas come from all over to play with him. email - midastouch12@aol.com ; aim - midastouch12 |
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J Michael Fisch
offense - vvvvvv6 defense - vvvvvvv7 goalie - vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 98.6 degrees heart - vlion v shirt making ability -vvvvvvvvvv10 This player was particularly resiliant to the idea of street hockey, but after he tried it once he was never the same. Self proclaimed play write, wardrobe designer, and all around handiman; Fisch impressed us all at the 2nd annual EBHL tournament (by showing up) and surpassed expectations by playing shut down goalie. email - unknown; aim - rounders07 |
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