It's like X-men, with hockey instead of mutants
These stats were compiled by a supercomputer at stanford, and we all know that neither stanford nor computers are ever ever ever wrong.
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Ian
Ian
offense - vvvvvvv7
defense - vvvvvvvv8
goalie - vvvvvv6
heart - vvvvvvvv8
cooperation - vvvvvvvvv9
good defender with talent on offense as well. excellent team player with good passing skills and hustle. needs to wash his hat.
email - iangrutze@aol.com; aim - grutzujin |
Justin
Vitamin Jizzustin
offense - vvvvvvvv8
defense - vvvvv5
goalie - vvv3
heart - vvvvvv6
burst - vvvvvvvvvv10
left handed vegetarian. quality offensive talent with clean moves. seems to be fatigued at times, but recovers temporarily with vitamin-induced burst that powers him towards the net with burning vigor.
email - pimdog@aol.com; aim - pimdog
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Kevin
Shintani
offense - vvvvvvv7
defense - vvvvvvvvv9
goalie - vvvvv5
heart - vvvvvvvvv9
golfing - vvvvvvvvv9
initial wasteland has developed into one of the league's success stories. shut-down defender that never gives up on a play. not the biggest kid but possesses a ridiculous golf-inspired slap shot.
email - kevdawg584@hotmail.com; aim - kevdawg584
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Andrew Hoyt
Pomory
offense - vvvvvv6
defense - vvvvvv6
goalie - vvvvvv6
heart - vvvvvvv7
consistency- vvvvvvvvv9
pretty good at offense. pretty good at defense. pretty good at goalie. doesn't make stupid plays and shows up every day. an unpenatrable fortress of consistency.
email - unknown; aim - bshears20
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Ryan
Kilby
offense - vvvvv5
defense - vvvvvvvv8
goalie - vvvvvv6
heart - vvvvvvv7
woolliness - vvvvvvvv8
rookie with potential and lots of hair. could become a top flight defenceman or goalie if he drops out of school and moves to czech republic for training.
email - ryandbassist@hotmail.com; aim - fillintheblank85
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Eric
Bugosh
offense - vvvvvvv7
defense - vvvvv5
goalie - vvvvvvvv8
heart - vvvvvvv7
fury - vvvvvvvvv9
comes from a faraway land where the fabled game of ice hockey is played. excellent agility and good passing skills. amazing flexibility makes him ideal butterfly goalie as well as furious.
email - unknown; aim - mcdoobie6
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Kevin
KDraper
offense - vvvvv5
defense - vvvvvv6
goalie - vvvvvv6
heart - vvvvvv6
rest habits - vvv3
solid defender who plays hard every game. used to be a good goalie when he played a lot; now he sleeps until three in the afternoon instead.
email - unknown; aim - unknown
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