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Here is a list of the players and there stats
These stats were compiled by a supercomputer at stanford, and we all know that neither stanford nor computers are ever ever ever wrong.
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Neil "Danger"
NEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
offense - vvvvvvvvv9
defense - vvvvvvvv8
goalie - vvvvvvvv 8
heart - vvvvvvvvvv10
ball control -vvvvvvvvv9
antelope - vv2
offensive powerhouse and master of breakaways, Neil will threaten you with his scoring skills at all times and then eat your sandwich.
email - midastouch12@aol.com; aim - midastouch12 |
Matt
MAAAAATTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWW
offense - vvvvvvvv8
defense - vvvvvvvv8
goalie - vvvvvvvvv9
heart - vvvvvvvvvv10
charisma - vvvvvvvvvv10
canteloupe - vv2
the goalie extraordaire. he will lead his team into battle with reckless abandon, dominate the opposition and evoke strange feelings from you with his charisma
email - mthomas145@aol.com; aim - mthomas145
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Luke
Luke
offense - vvvvvv6
defense - vvvvvv6
goalie - vvvv4
heart - vvvvvvvv8
magic - vvvvvvvvvv10
good all-around player with excellent awareness and passing skills. his ball handling will magically appear between his legs p.s. he shoots through screens p.p.s. bathes himself with a hose. email - luckeluke1@hotmail.com; aim - supernothing121 |
Brian
offense - vvvvvv6
defense - vvvvvv6
goalie - vvvvvvv7
heart - vvvvvvvv8
extreme - vvvvvvvvv9
quality defender and goalie. but beware - he is extreme.
email - drkinesh240@aol.com; aim - drkinesh240
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Jake
Jake, of the Croghans
offense - vvvvvvv7
defense - vvv3
goalie - vvvvv5
heart - vvvv4
drunkenness- vvvvvvvvvv10
a big cute teddy bear with a hangover, he can be prone to fatigue. his slap shot will come very hard and very often. it will not always come accurate.
email - drswag69@aol.com; aim - drswag69 |
Alex Garabedian
Shifty
offense - vvvvv5
defense - vvvvvv6
goalie - 0
heart - vvvvvv6
optimism - vvvvvvvvvv10
the face of the ebhl, shifty plays with heart . . .
sometimes and will score. . . if you leave him open. legends of his goalie skill are heard from here to armenia.
email - sonny2oo4@aol.com; aim - sonny2oo4
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Jeff
Jeff, of the Croghans
offense - vvvvv5
defense - vvvvv5
goalie - vvvvvv6
heart - vvvvvv6
kindness - vvvvvvvv8
good all-around player. good all-around guy.
email - lutz60400@aol.com; aim - lutz60400 |
David
David Firestone
offense - vvvv4
defense - vvvvvvvv8
goalie - vvvv4
heart - vvvvvv6
saltiness - vvvvvvvvv9
we're not going to lie to you. that might not be david. the real david is a defensive anchor. he gets into his opponents heads, just like salt.
email - peterwiggin@gmail.com; aim - malaysianhegemon
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Chris
Vallely
offense - vvvvvvvv8
defense - vvvv4
goalie - vvvvvvv7
heart - vvvvvvv7
fighting - vvvvvvvvv9
sobriety - v1
has transformed into a bonifide athelete thanks to rehab, but rehab is now over. good passing skills and very good overall awareness, he is both a lover and a fighter.
email - unknown ; aim - lifeofhuman |
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Player Profiles
These men have contributed. Have you contributed? Are you even a man? ...or are you an antelope? The advisory board is accepting requests for player profiles. If you desire one, let this be known via the email address below and your request will be fulfilled at the next advisory board meeting. MThomas145@aol.com
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